One Too Many Martinis

The invasion of the body snatchers

It carried me away

One too many Martinis and D-g knows what I’ll say

Always a strong drinker, can hold my tongue

Rarely sloppy, never overhung

 

But one too many Martinis and I’ll spend the day in bed

Having spilt without thinking everything that’s in my head

No secret too sacred, no confession too grim

No compliment inappropriate, no matron too prim

 

A Vesper is the worst

The classic Casino Royale

Three parts vodka

Five parts gin

A dash of Bitters

A twist of lemon completes the mix

Two of them and I’m a mess

 

One too many Martinis undoes me every time

 

© Ian Lilburne 2017